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November 2000

In this issue:    Introduction    News    Contest!     Blair Witch 2 Review     Spookshow 2000    PLUS: So You Wanna Be a Millionaire?, From the Grave and Halloween Hell.
An Introduction

Greetings one and all, to the brand new, revamped online version of your favorite brand of toilet paper...PULP! Yes, things have changed quite a bit since our last issue, the aptly titled END OF PULP, which hit the shelves last June. Yeah, I know I said it would be the final issue, but I'm nothing if not a liar, so here I am once again with a brand spankin' new installment. Unfortunately, due to the fact that I moved cities, schools, and social circles, I now have exactly no friends, and therefore no means to get PULP printed on actual paper, and no one to read it even if it was. Granted, this makes the title of our little rag somewhat nonsensical, but I'm nothing if not partially insane, so the title stays even though we're proceeding entirely electronically. If you're one of the lucky few receiving this by email, or if you just stumbled onto this on some of the various websites it's located at, please do your best to spread the word of our resurrection, so maybe we have a chance or regaining all three of our former fans. Or just keep your fat face shut, what do I care. I just write this crap to blow off some steam ever since the judge told me animal cruelty doesn't count as community service. There have been a few changes since last time around, so be prepared. I'm going to be confining my articles to mostly just horror movies and the like, with the occasional rant on the sad state of a culture that's so desperate for cheap entertainment that shows like Survivor break the bank while high quality edu-tainment like Jack of All Trades goes belly up after only two seasons. Therefore, I'm actively seeking submissions to cover any and all of the myriad other aspects that fit under the broad heading of entertainment. Speaking of which, let's all give a round of applause to Eeyore, who is returning to the fold with his own unique brand of terminal grumpiness. Oh, and in case you didn't notice, this was supposed to be a Halloween issue, but it wasn't even close to being ready in time. So buckle up, friends and fans, cause it's gonna be a wild ride, and I don't have my driver's license.

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