...feedback, feedback, feedback, people. This online edition is going to die
a swift yet painful death if I don't get some serious positive feedback.
This includes submissions from anybody who can put together a sentence and
can work a spellchecker. Send any thoughts, comments, and above all articles
to firstname.lastname@example.org or email@example.com...
...if you like what you read, please recommend us to other like minded
individuals who might find PULP amusing. Spread this email around, and refer
others to tangmonkey.com, PULP's official website, where you find all our
back issues (probably) and tons of other stuff. Check it out. Ash likes...
...they say you can't put a price on happiness, but I figure that if this
issue made you laugh even once, then you owe me at least ten dollars. Please
send your credit card information to firstname.lastname@example.org ...
...speaking of trash, some of you who knew PULP from its old newsletter days
back in my old high school may be aware that several ex-readers decided to
fill the void at GCI and come up with their own newsletter. If you run into
any of these fine young folks, please congratulate them on their
entrepreneurial spirit, then punch them swiftly several times in the throat.
Listen up you little punks, just because you can write an entire issue
without using the word 'nekkid' doesn't make you high-brow, and
'polysyllabic' is an insult where I come from. If you don't quit it and give
credit where credit is due, there's going to be trouble. The sassy kind of