Reprinted from Tangmonkey.com News:
For the love of Pete, I don't have time for this crap. I do 35 issues of
this worthless zine with nary an email to be found from a reader, but I call
women sub-human just once, and suddenly it's open season on little old Ash.
I don't need this. I have a busy schedule of self-loathing to stick to, plus
Night of the Living Dead is on at the Du Parc tonight, so obviously my
social calendar is jam packed. Look, in no way did I mean to imply that I
don't like women. On the contrary, they make fine pets, and without their
numerous contributions to pop culture, where would the sub-genre of
prime-time soaps be today? And as for AIRDUCT, well, it's not nearly as bad
as I make it out to be. Sure, it's full of poetry and prose the likes of
which have never been seen outside of a grade 11 English class, and the
perpetually irritating faux profundity makes my eyeballs itch, but they do
have the odd joke in there that'll make a troglodyte or two crack a grin.
Provided they've been huffing gas. Or watching Roswell. Help Ash out! Post
some pro- PULP stuff at Tangmonkey.com's RANT section! Please?