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February 2001

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In this issue:    Ash reviews EVIL GIFT 4!    Batturtle loves to hate BATTLESTAR EARTHSHIP TROOPERS GALACTICA!    SURVIVOR brings the world to an untimely END!    PLUS: Eeyore breaks his TV!    And actual feedback from some real READERS!    ALSO: the CULT PICK returns!
 
 
Letters to the Editor


 
1) Dear Mr. Ash

I was quite upset by your diatribe against the outstanding period piece Gladiator. Here, for once, is a movie all about family values and in your demonic and slithery way you go about defiling everything that is righteous and good about Holy-wood. Shame on you, sir. Eeyore is definitely showing his strong bent toward the importance of family values when he fails to dis Gladiator and thus give it a major endorsement by default. Please cancel my subscription to this spurious obfuscating trash bag of digital merde ASAP. Yours disappointingly,

Mr. Notmuchofadonkey
RR #1
100 Acre Woods
RUA TURD

Editor: Eeyore is not showing a strong bent towards family values. Eeyore is, I suspect, showing a strong bent towards not actually have seen the movie. The fact that he didn't hate it may suggest to the layman that he enjoyed the film, but an experienced Eeyore connoisseur will no doubt tell you that such a thing is not possible.

2) goddamnit yur lucky i`m drunk

i`m prettty pissed off jack was cancelled but don`t be too hard on the t.v cman jeez look at channel 5 at about. midnight softcore french porn thats all i gotta say i`m goin to bed.later,j

Editor: The most confusing thing about this email is not the lack of punctuation, grammar, or any discernible sentence structure whatsoever, but rather who exactly 'cman' and 'j' are. If you have any idea, send an email to pulp@stupid.com . Also, if you have a letter, preferably a complaint, send it there too.





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