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February 2001
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Ah, St. Valentine's Day. My second favorite day of the year, the first of
course being any day which contains a very special episode of Touched By An
Angel. And what is my gift to you, gentle reader, in celebration of the love
that swells in my bosom for each and every one of you? Is it a slew of
love-themed articles in this issue of PULP? Well, no, because that would
involve remembering what month it is sometime before actually dating the
issue on the top right, as well as being able to separate love from that
funny feeling I get whenever Supergirl comes on screen in the animated DC
Hour. Is it a touching poem designed to share with you the tender and joyous
feelings a successful relationship can engender? Not really, because
mimicking those emotions would either involve the lyrics to the Misfits
classic Die Die My Darling or just directions on how to punch yourself in
the kidneys with maximum damage for minimum effort, and that doesn't sound
like fun. No, I have something much better in mind, namely absolutely
nothing. That's right, I figure there's no better way to ignore the
inevitable heartache (or, in my case coal-ache) that comes with the
territory on Valentine's Day than to completely ignore it. So, forget I said
anything about it and keep reading.
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