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February 2001

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In this issue:    Ash reviews EVIL GIFT 4!    Batturtle loves to hate BATTLESTAR EARTHSHIP TROOPERS GALACTICA!    SURVIVOR brings the world to an untimely END!    PLUS: Eeyore breaks his TV!    And actual feedback from some real READERS!    ALSO: the CULT PICK returns!
 
 
Introduction
Ash

 
Ah, St. Valentine's Day. My second favorite day of the year, the first of course being any day which contains a very special episode of Touched By An Angel. And what is my gift to you, gentle reader, in celebration of the love that swells in my bosom for each and every one of you? Is it a slew of love-themed articles in this issue of PULP? Well, no, because that would involve remembering what month it is sometime before actually dating the issue on the top right, as well as being able to separate love from that funny feeling I get whenever Supergirl comes on screen in the animated DC Hour. Is it a touching poem designed to share with you the tender and joyous feelings a successful relationship can engender? Not really, because mimicking those emotions would either involve the lyrics to the Misfits classic Die Die My Darling or just directions on how to punch yourself in the kidneys with maximum damage for minimum effort, and that doesn't sound like fun. No, I have something much better in mind, namely absolutely nothing. That's right, I figure there's no better way to ignore the inevitable heartache (or, in my case coal-ache) that comes with the territory on Valentine's Day than to completely ignore it. So, forget I said anything about it and keep reading.





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