From: "AIRDUCT H. Q."|
Subject: where's pulp II?...
Date: Tue, 09 Jan 2001 23:19:15 -0000
Where's pulp II? All that time off and nothing to show for it? Anyway,
although your tardiness merits nothing short of the most longwinded and
scathing of rants, I actually have a life to which I hope to procede soon,
so I'll make this quick and painless.
Here are a few more addresses to add to your mailing list. I'll expect
financial renumeration one of these days for helping you expand your evil
empire...(ADDRESSES DELETED FOR CONFIDENTIALITY REASONS)
To: "AIRDUCT H. Q."
Date: Tue, 09 Jan 2001 16:05:50
Subject: RE: where's pulp II?...
I've got the stomach flu, alright? Lay off. And don't try to blame your
increasingly truncated emails on you having any semblance of a life. I
personally don't count editing a frothy waste of ink in between watching
taped episodes of Party Of Five or whatever you ladies do as anything but a
euthanasia. And while I was perfectly content to put our difference behind
and bury the hatchet, just as Hercules forgave Selena for the years of human
sacrifice as long as she promised not to eat any more babies in the great
"Hercules Against The Moon Men", my spies have reported that there is yet
another slanderous mention of my name in your little newsletter. This means