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September 1999

In this issue:    Kevin Constner Vs. The Evil Dead!    Jesus kicks some serious ass in The Matrix!    Eyes Wide Shut: Hit or Miss?    PLUS: Ricky Martin: Rocket Scientist, and a Summer Movie Recap.
 
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Eyes Wide Shut *** (Ash)
Eyes Wide Shut (Jimmy)
The Matrix *****
 
Eyes Wide Shut ***
Ash

 
Well, it's really, really long. And Nicole Kidman spends the whole movie stark raving nekkid, often for no discernible reason, which seemed to please all the critics, who tend to credit her as being the best part of the movie. Also there's a big orgy, so basically it's got all the ingredients of an epic: excess, critical success, and group sex. So really what's not to like.





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