The Future is a Tang-Coloured Monkey

Save the Buffalo


In a pathetic attempt to sell more beer Labatt has launched a new promotion that allows beer drinkers to order custom 24s of Blue with an image and caption of their choice. For a mere *$60* you too can order 24 bottles of watery lager adorned with a photo of your daughter (just in case you forgot what she looks like, you pathetic excuse for a father). In the interests of science and humour I submitted the following images and captions to the Labatt site. Their censors wouldn't allow any of them so I guess I'll just have to keep drinking *good* beer with the same label as everyone else. Damn...

Written and Illustrated by JP

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