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We are now offering a brand-new, super-fantastic shirt design which can be ordered today for delivery before they hit the runways of Paris and Milan in fall 2001. Even if you've already got one of our "vintage" logo-shirts you'll want to update your look with the latest Tangmonkey apparel, now featuring one of ten optional back-slogans!


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Back (optional)

For a small additional fee (see pricing below) we'll add one of the following hilarious slogans to the back of your shirt in our trademark pixel-font:


Shirt = $15
Back-Logo = $2
Shipping = $5

United States:
Same as Canadian prices but in US dollars.

Those ordering from outside Ottawa will be charged $5 shipping as stated above and shirts will be shipped to the address you specify only after payment is received at the following address:
25 Woodstock Street
Ottawa, Ontario
K1Y 3S7

You may send cheques (made out to "Jean-Paul Davidson") or money orders.

Those ordering shirts from within Ottawa, Ontario need not pay shipping costs as shirts will be hand-delivered at your convenience. Payment will be expected upon delivery.


By ordering a shirt from you'll be supporting the site and helping it to grow. Should you buy merchandise from us today the funds collected will be spent on the growing costs of operating the site such as hosting expenses and domain-name-renewal. Ordering a shirt will also earn you a special place in our hearts with the added bonus of covering that disgusting hairy back of yours.

To order please click the link below, to ensure you get your shirt the way you want it please include the following information:

  • Your name and address.
  • Quantity of shirts and sizes. (availible sizes are S, M, L, and XL. XXL also availible for $2 surcharge)
  • Optional back-logo preference.
  • Total price.
  • Method of payment.

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All orders will be confirmed via email.

Please feel free to email JP if you have additional questions or concerns regarding the shirts.


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