October 2000
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October 30/2000 (3:23 PM) ~ posted by Mike
The International telephone dialing code for Antarctica is 672.
that is all
Mike
October 25/2000 (11:02 PM) ~ posted by Sean
I had to skin a llama, hoard baboons, form a rock band and have a quick yowza due to artistic differences. I hope those of you who read JP's post, below, got a laugh out of it. I sure didn't. It sucked. A two sentence apology? That is -not- why I keep coming back to Tangmonkey, day after day.
I come back for the chicks.
By the way, those of you who want to know what my robot-JP looks like, check it out.
October 24/2000 (11:19 PM) ~ posted by JP
I had to take down that last post due to artistic differences, I hope those of you who read it got a laugh out of it.
October 22/2000 (6:05 PM) ~ posted by Sean
Hallo children.
I hope all is well. Albums by Radiohead and Gomez have been released, and four representatives of the Tangmonkey Group attended a sold out Radiohead concert in TO (that's tangmonkey-speak for The Outpost, the Group's premier stronghold). It was good. Not to be understated, or anything.
James of schend.net has once again tried to quote JP, word-by-word, in an attempt to belittle the Group. What he does not realize is that JP is in fact a robot from the 28th century, who was built using the genetic material of Mr. James Schend's grandchildren. By criticizing JP, he is in fact indicating that he, himself, is a fucking jackass. Which I, for one, never knew - but you, perhaps, were quite aware of this.
Please remember to find Jesus.
October 20/2000 (11:31 PM) ~ posted by JP
Mad shout outs to Hot Sht for linking to us, you guys rock.
October 19/2000 (12:41 PM) ~ posted by JP
Only time for a short update right now, just wanted to link to Innovate because they linked to us, awww... isn't that special? Also, regarding RANT!, we are still awaiting the completion of the RANT! engine which is a collection CGIs that will streamline the processes of submitting, posting and sorting rants. This will allow us to post rants as we receive them, we will post rants which have accumulated once the engine is complete.
October 16/2000 (9:18 PM) ~ posted by JP
Holy God this website is good!!!!
Oh yeah, so is this one.It's amazing Shockwave madness advertising a movie called Requiem For A Dream but it's like nothing I've ever seen on the web. You'll wanna have the sound on for this one. Oh yeah, James from Schend.net said I was cool on his site today but forgot to include the award graphic so I'll put it up here I guess. James should take a class in Photoshop his award's not all that nice. Ps: I promise to get some real content up here someday instead of just bouncing off stuff James says. |  |
October 16/2000 (1:38 AM) ~ posted by JP
Just a quick addition to what James posted on Schend.net today. | Steve Jobs (Founder of Apple Computers) Circa 1983. |
 | Linus Torvalds (Inventor of Linux) in his bedroom drinking a beer. |
October 12/2000 (8:15 PM) ~ posted by JP
A couple days ago I was bored and send an ICQ to everyone on my list (#3518395) saying "Say something funny right now! (no pressure)". Now before you get all in a huff I have to say that I don't like spam either but you have to understand that I was bored. Here are the results of my exhaustive survey, I do take responsibility for the content here but I'm not going to come and hold your hand if some of it offends you:
- Monica Lewinski is like a Christmas Tree... you never even bother to do the third of her facing the wall
- there's nothing worse than a naked midget
- i just ate a corn dog, there was no corn and no dog.
- I got kicked out of Safewalk
- I don't "do" funny.
- The cheeeese (if green) will spontaneously combust when they who walk with trodden feet are wholly bemused by their incongruous miscreant.
- um you smell like cheese.
- shut the hell up, fuckface - i don't want no encyclopedias, comprende?!
- um,why is abbreviation such a long word?
- Funny? Funnny.. you excpect me to be funny?? Ummmm..... want me to tell you a dirty joke? A boy feel in a mud puddle...
- no
- fruzzy pink bunnies..
- blubber
- Why you're offline...how can I be funny!!!!!!!
- There once was a man from nantucket
who's dick was so long he could suck it
he said with a grin
as he wiped off his chin
"if my ear was a cunt i would fuck it"
- Twishty tyiwl tyeio; a
- Q: What favorite line used by the patrons of a gay bar?
A: May I push in your stool?
That's it! mmm... randomness...
October 4/2000 (12:33 AM) ~ posted by JP
Okay, James Schend has once again taken a stab at our little site by posting a comic I recommended yesterday on his site. First I'll point out that this is but one comic in a series of more than 40 and that taste is subjective. Second I'll note that the pixilated look is what one might call an "artistic style", one we're quite fond of around here to boot. The third and last point I'd like to make can best be summarized by a quote stated by Mr. Schend himself.
"I [James Schend] am a stupid jackass."
October 1/2000 (2:56 PM) ~ posted by JP
Hehe, rivalries are fun. James Schend (of schend.net) made a good point about our site not having a lot of outside links so in an effort to appease him I’ll list some good sites here. I’d encourage the rest of the staff to post any sites they run across that exemplify the Tangmonkey way of thinking.
Temporary Anesthetics - Check out "Wisdom Teeth", greatest comic ever.
Diesel Sweeties - Pixels eh? I wonder where they got that idea?
Exploding Dog - Just take a look.
Fairtunes - Give back to artists, not record companies.
There, I think I've done my duty to maintain the web's interconnectedness, now I'm off to steal music and surf for porn.
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