August 2000

August 31/2000 (4:53 PM) ~ posted by Sean
Mouth agape, I arrived at the Group's Embassy in south-western Quebec, distressed to the extreme at the state of affairs here. Although TANGMONKEY.COM does have a foothold, it is a small one at best - in fact, the 'foothold' is nothing more than a small promotional poster on an obscure dorm-room wall. While this may seem inexplicable to my co-members in the Tangmonkey Group, I remind them of which Group-member is designated to coordinate activities here in Montreal (Here is a clue: His initials are U.M.). Needless to say, I have superseded his authority and taken control of TM Projects in this area of the country. Although alarming amounts of beer and lollygagging are having a detrimental effect on my success here, it is my intention to have the sprawling metropolis fully under my control by October. Also, I plan to infiltrate a Ben Harper concert. Wish me luck.
 

August 30/2000 (2:48 AM) ~ posted by JP
A bit of work has gone into the news format and now it displays the poster's name and email address along with every post so you know who's doing the work (or at least who's shouting the loudest).
 

August 28/2000 (10:56 AM) ~ posted by JP
Well it's been a few teary-eyed farewells since the last update and not a whole lot has changed on the site other than what you're reading now. The teary-eyed farewells I speak of are caused by the scattering of the Tangmonkey Group and it's entourage to the far corners of country where they will establish themselves at fine educational institutions. In less than one week the scattering will be complete but fear not for the Tangmonkey will live on and the site will simply get better and better and better and then a bit worse but don't worry because after that it'll get better but then it will die. But then, like the great phoenix it will rise from the ashes, dust itself off, and get hit by a bus. Don't worry though, we can always buy you a new puppy, but not a website, those stay dead forever and can't ever be replaced... ever.
 

August 23/2000 (2:03 PM) ~ posted by JP
After a few days of darkness caused by a fire in the Tangmonkey server room we're back online. You may rest assured that those involved in this incident have been stripped of their Tangmonkey Staff tatoos and will be ejected from the premisses as soon as the bleeding stops. Almost a month has passed since the last update however we have not forgotten our little friend (nor have we forgotten this site). Work continues as the Tangmonkey executives meet one last time before spreading like locusts accross this fair nation where branch offices will be built in order to give you, the reader, more tang-flavoured madness than could have ever been imagined. As an added bonus we've added an ad for RANT! featuring a bare-ass see it here or hit reload a few times and it'll come up eventually.