I'd Write A Better Slogan If This Blood Clot Wasn't Working Its Way Up My Spinal Column

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September 2001

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In this issue:    Thora Birchophilia!     Fun on a Budget!     Ricky Martin: Fact or Fiction?     PLUS: God Hates PULP! , Batturtle Reviews movies that don't exist! and The Attack of Coffin Joe!.
 
 
Top Ten Reasons I Still Hate Ash
Suicidia

 
  1. Depraved indifference to human life
  2. Still with the monkeys
  3. 'Hey ladies, do you like comic books?' is not used as a pick-up line for a reason
  4. Type O Negative is not swinging party music. The album comes with a razor blade, for God's sake.
  5. I don't care that the Pope played soccer as a child…and neither should you.
  6. Call me a fan, call me a groupie, just stop calling me a Crankenslut.
  7. I will not bring my roommates over for your 'friends'.
  8. No one wants to party like it's 'Quanza 1999'.
  9. People don't call you 'LL Cool Ash' for a reason. Stop asking me to.
  10. Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.


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