VITALS:
Name: Glenn Danzig
Birthday: June 23, 1955
Sign: Cancer

ASH: So, Glenn, that was a great show. Thanks for taking the time to talk to me
GD: What?
ASH: You’ve been in one band or another for over 20 years. What was your favorite period in your career?
GD: Who are you?
ASH: I’ll ask the questions here, Glenn. Firstly, would be possible to stop hitting me?
GD: No.
ASH: Fair enough. Let’s start with some general questions. Your latest album, 6:66 Satan’s Child, is a smash hit, selling dozens of copies in Canada alone! How do you deal with your sudden stardom?
GD: How did you get in here? Did I leave the window open?
ASH: Sort of. So, Glenn, our readers are dying to know... what do you look for in a girlfriend?
GD: Intestines. They’re real fun to look for. Now go away.
ASH: Is there a special someone in your life right now, or do our female readers still have some hope?
GD: Did you just wink at me? Don’t do that.
ASH: Have you ever thought about leaving the band and embarking on a solo career, similar to Mel C of the Spice Girls?
GD: I’m going to cut you. Very badly.
ASH: Well, looks like I’m almost out of time. Thanks a lot for your time, Glenn-
GD: That’s Mr. Danzig to you, punk.
ASH: Thanks a lot , Mr. Danzig. See you out on tour!
GD: If I ever see you again, I will take your face.