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The Official Declaration of Ice-Cream's Uniform Greatness

The Official Ice-Cream Fan Club is not simply a petty organization whose goal is to gobble gelato and crunch on cones. Nay, we of the OIFC have far greater objectives - desires that only a united world statement will allow us to achieve. Ice-cream is adored by everyone on this planet, save the demons who reject it. Ice-cream is a common bond through which all good humans are connected, it is a link by which World Peace can flow.

For this reason, the OIFC has created a petition to be submitted to the world's great leaders, calling upon them to make an Official Declaration of Ice-Cream's Uniform Greatness. We ask everyone to add their virtual signature, thereby demonstrating the overwhelming support that this movement possesses.

This is the text of the petition. Please sign below.

Sorry we are no longer attempting to instigate world peace through ice cream





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