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If there is one indomitable truth in the world - one universal axiom whose veracity cannot be doubted - it is that Ice-Cream is Excellent. Across the world, from coast to coast to coast to coast, all of humanity can unite as one in the assertion of this Ice-Cream Principle. Members of every people, every creed and colour, can finally join together in peace, harmony, and delight.

Ice-Cream is Excellent, and all (except the Heathens) know it.

This is the home of Official Ice-Cream Fan Club. It is our hope that by combining the communal efforts of billions of ice-cream lovers, we can overcome war and create a universal peace on the basis of a shared love for sweet, cool yumminess. This site includes the International Petition for Ice-Cream and World Peace, reviews of different ice-cream flavours, and an area for sending hate-mail to those demon-things who do not acknowledge ice-cream's supremacy.

If you would like to contribute a review, write a testimonial, or provide an ice-cream hater's email address, email Sean.

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