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To the leaders of the Earth's government, past and present,
We the undersigned come together before you to express with full and utter conviction our own deep and resonating opinions viz. the matter of ice-cream. As both a dessert and a summer-time treat, this dairy delight has brought joy and pleasantness to millions - if not billions - of the world's people. Across all of the world's longitudes and latitudes, from North Pole to South Pole, over mountain ranges and along rivers, ice-cream has been enjoyed by humans young and old, healthy and sickly. Its cool, sweet, delectable attributes have made many a day brighter, and lent many a smile to otherwise grim faces.
Ice-cream has played a pivotal role in both World Wars, as well as countless lesser skirmishes and battles. Regardless of ideology or nationality, soldiers have found comfort and security in ice-cream, each lick driving away the terror of death and dismemberment. Scalping and eye-gouging are set to the wayside as all of humanity can share a single, righteous emotion: the visceral delight that is ice-cream. Even excrutiating pain can be cast away - agonizing as it might be; tearing through one's body like fire along something that really hurts when it's on fire... all thanks to that blesséd cream that is iced, that king among foods - ice-cream.
While we the undersigned to comprehend that not everyone enjoys ice-cream quite as we do, we also condemn such vile, antagonistic hatemongers for not joining us in singing ice-cream's praises. Regardless of capricious tastes, we feel it is obvious that everyone and anyone can appreciate the wonders of ice-cream, and if any are not willing to accept its most godly qualities, they should surely be stoned, or at the very least derided as devils and demons - foul, spindle-legged monstrosities that walk the Earth as annihilators of Love - existing as the very antithesis of all that is Good.
We the undersigned also support the notion that all flavours of ice-cream - be they vanilla, chocolate-chip, mint chocolate-chip, strawberry, pretzel or what-have-you - are equal in the eyes of God, Gods, or the fictional Atheist Deity. While some may cherish cranberry swirl over tiger-tail, these distinctions are the irrelevant in the greater scope of things. The common respect for, and delight in, ice-cream is paramount, lesser squabbles over flavour (or even the spelling of 'flavor' versus 'flavour') should be set aside in favour (or favor) of a unilateral declaration on ice-cream.
It has come to the attention that such a declaration is not even in the preliminary stages of development at any national legislature. We therefore propose that as one, the international community come together to announce a Universal Declaration of Ice-Cream's Uniform Greatness, to be presented to the United Nations General Assembly. This document, besides being written in a very pretty font, with curleques and golden ink, would express once and for all the unrivalled appreciation that all of Humanity (save the aforementioned nether-demons,) share for the most regal, delicious, and Important of dishes. A permanent shrine to ice-cream - representing the relentlessly numerous joys it has blessed the Earth with - is to be erected at United Nations headquarters, and free ice-cream samples should be offered to all delegates, in an attempt to create a world peace on the basis of a love of ice-cream.
We the undersigned do then state, in closing, that ice-cream is the world's most valuable commodity. It has brought unrivalled amounts of bliss to the Earth, and, regardless of its flavour or flavor, its value should be publically announced in a Universal Declaration. This, while only beginning to truly recognize Ice-Cream's vital and delectable role in the world's societies, would also spur World Peace on a scale never before seen.
Sincerely,
The Undersigned
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Sean Michaels
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Ottawa, Canada
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sean@tangmonkey.com
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This is a proud moment.
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David Valentiate
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Ottawa, Canada
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david@tangmonkey.com
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I like Ice-Cream while I code!
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Julian Smith
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Montreal
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Benjamin Paul Piper
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Ottawa, Canada
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ben@tangmonkey.com
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chocolate chip cookie dough... mmmmm.....
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Seb
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Ottawa, Canada
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sebastian@tangmonkey.com
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It's about time too....
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Geoff Batchelar
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Surrey, Canada
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geoffrey_batchelar@hotmail.com
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I'm lactose intolerant, but I still love ice cream!
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JP Logan
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Charlotte, NC, USA
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Paul Jobin
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Toronto, Canada
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Mike Dynie
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Ottawa, Canada
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dukeys@hotmail.com
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ICE CREAM ROCKS MY WORLD! A day without icecream, is a day without life
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Dmitri A
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Nepean, Canada
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dakimov@hotmail.com
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yah!!!!!!
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Shaq
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Ottawa Canada
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shackttar@hotmail.com
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Alex Mclaren
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Brighton, ENGLAND, U.K
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alexmclaren@another.com
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ALL HAIL THE WONDERS OF THE CREAM THAT IS ICED
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JP
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Toronto, Canada
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jp@tangmonkey.com
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screw you all, I've signed, now leave me be.
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Po
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York U
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hungrypo@tangmonkey.com
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i used to have an account at dairy queen
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calver
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Mexico
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I signed because the background reminds me of Super Mario Bros 2
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Patrick Corr
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Toronto
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coldfusion_@hotmail.com
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but first find a cure for brain freeze :)
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Patrick Leckey
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Ottawa, Canada
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halo@sanitybox.com
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lamaba
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hell
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TANGMONKEY@HOTMAIL.COM
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tang monkeys do not exsist
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B.A. Rosenblum
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Chicago, IL, USA
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ba@mcs.com
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Kelly
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Torontoish
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klumsy_kelly@hotmail.com
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Icecream makes me burp. Is this normal?
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"Melissa Green"
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Ottawa, Ontario
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As Ass. Man. at laura Secord, tis a proud day for me
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Graham Lea
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Montréal, Québec
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Questionable Sanity
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Ottawa, Canada
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qs@sanitybox.com
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Power to the Neopolitan.
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Mark bulger
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Toronto, Canada
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Kristina Godfrey
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Rome, Georgia
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red@false-optimism.nu
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ice cream rocks my ass
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Anthony Anthony
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Dingleberry, Oklahoma
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samanthakapow@hotmail.com
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ice cream for all!
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Chris Rowden
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Brisbane, Australia
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drizzt_dourden16@hotmail.com
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ICE-CREAM WILL RULE THE WORLD!!!!!!!!
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Jason Bornstein
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Newmarket, Ontario
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jason@westhillpharmacy.com
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I luv ICE CREAM
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Rob Bonotto
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Inglewood, Ontario
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Kel Kel
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Medina, Ohio
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ice cream is 2nd only to Taffy
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scottie
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oHIo
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Only because Kel Kel made me
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Ashley Morrow
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Fayetteville,North Carolina
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Mike
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Adelaide, South Australia
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whatsthehype@hotmail.com
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I am Vice-President of an Ice-Cream appreciation club in Adelaide called the "Tub Club". Give us a bell, your cause is great!
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Niki
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Sault Ste Marie, ON, Canada
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I am one of the finest ice cream scoopers along with a few fellow ice cream scoopers at a very hip ice cream parlour. Ice Cream IS amazing.
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Kevin Nicholson
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East Islip, NY
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Andrew Newbaoer
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Alaska
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ice cream is excellent
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Robin
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Ottawa
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Erin Gardiner
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Bendigo, Australia
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I'm pretty sure the world would be a better place if ice cream was consumed by all citizens on a regular basis!
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Lailaa Yasmeen Bartley
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Georgia, USA
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sweetthang15_31401@yahoo.com
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Lea Encarnacion
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California, USA
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lea_encarnacion@yahoo.com
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I LOOOOOOOOOOOOVE ICE CREAM!!!
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Julia
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Pennsylvania
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I LOVE ICE CREAM!!
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~*J*~
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California, USA
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I love Ice Cream
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Jenelle Kikolan
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Tenessee, USA
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ICE cream is sooooooooooo good!
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carlo encarnacion
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USA
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cs_choko@yahoo.com
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i work at an ice cream store and i think ics cream RULES
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Maggie Kawano
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California, USA
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KarateG2001@aol.com
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I LUV <3 ice cream!! You ever hates ice cream is crazy~!!
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Hayley Wood
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Aliso Viejo, California
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magikpurl@AOL.com
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Crystalite 104
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California
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c.104@cpx.net
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Ice cream is good, but some people have WAAAY too much time on their hands.
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Marissa Botelho
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Wilmington, Delaware
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QueenMab@ilovechocolate.com
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being lactose intolerant, i can only have ice cream by the spoonful, and i still love it
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aLexandra
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Richmond hill
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WOOT!
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Jac
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NI
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jac_1415@hotmail.com
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ICE CREAM ROCKS, KIRKER DOES NOT!
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nordberg
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us
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Reid Jackson
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Boston, MA
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digitalio@hotmail.com
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Ice Cream R0x0z
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Simon
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Vancouver, Canada
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Aaron Carter
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Liaoning China
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Aaron_Carter_ch@hotmail.com
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For Peace
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ALICIA ESCOBEDO
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HOUSTON, TX USA
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ALICEJEWL@AOL.COM
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Sarah
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England
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littlemshappy34@hotmail.com
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wahoo i looooooooooove ice cream too!!!
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STEVEN ELLIS
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UNITED KINGDOM
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juras_sic5@hotmail.com
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ME AND SARAH LIKE ICE CREAM, SHE LIKES IT MORE THAN ME! SARAH IS WICKED!!!!!
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Derek Voisin
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soon to be Ottawa, Canada
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dvoisin@nottellingya.ca
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I lick ice cream off my girl friends every Sunday night
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Paul Gallienne
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Toronto, Canada
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Artemus' moonlit quests of sweet ambrosia, forever elusive, the icy silver cream to her beconing lips.
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Jenn
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Barrie, Ontario
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love.is.suicide@rogers.com
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Diana Sankar
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New Jersey, USA
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Huzaifa Valika
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Ottawa, Canada
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hvalika@hotmail.com
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molly burkett
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indiana, usa
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Courtney Brown
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Greenville, SC
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rollergirl@yourmom.com
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woohoo for strawberry!
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Dell Butler
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Singapore
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punkposer69@hotmail.com
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Dan Simonich
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Glastonbury, Connecticut, USA
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danjam4000@juno.com
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Dan Simonich
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Glastonbury, Connecticut, USA
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danjam4000@juno.com
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Wow i cant believe i just joined an ice cream fan club
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David Pucino
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Glastonbury, CT
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Me neither
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John Joe
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Ottawa, Canada
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Adrienne
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New Haven CT
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adrienne_webb@hotmail.com
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Bethany
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Illinois
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what nationality is ice cream?!
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Ray
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Somerset
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i love gooooooooooooooooooooooold!!!!!!!
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Heavenly Hash
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Waterloo ON
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Ice Cream Makes Me Happy When I Am Sad.
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CaiTLiN x
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NyC
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Grumpymonk
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Toronto, Ontario
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grumpymonk23@hotmail.com
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I once put Magical Mushrooms in Bailey's Icecream.
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Matt
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Ottawa
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Smells like fish, tastes like chicken. I don't know what I've been lickin...now wouldn't that be a fun flavour.....
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Jenna
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Twin Cities, Minnesota
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bubblegumstar15@aol.com
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Meghan
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Central Pennsylvania
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cosmic_oddity@hotmail.com
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Chocolate chip cookie dough all the way!!
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Omar Blasgen
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Ft. Collins, CO
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kuaihou@yahoo.com
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I orriginally checked out this site because of Alexandria Blasgen. I searched my surname. Anyway, right on. One can never go wrong with ice cream.
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Pippa
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Sydney
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Deborah
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Sydney, Australia
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adsum@coolgoose.com
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way cool, man
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Aubs
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Connecticut, US
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watergirl_43@excite.com
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ice cream haters can all bite my ass.
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Christine D.
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Connecticut
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Icecream totally rocks my socks.
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Mark Fonacier
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Sydney, Australia
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Mark Fonacier
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Sydney, Australia
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mr_magic105@coolgoose.com
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ya, sure, whatever
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me
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ms
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Grant Oyston
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Toronto, Ontario
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Jessica L
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Mtl,Canada
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find out yourself@hotmail.com
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I luv ice cream!!!la crmière!!-for Sandy-Nat,sign this petition, u love ice cream!!!!
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nat
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mtl, canada
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justlikejess@hotmail.com
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ok fine I LOVE ICE CREAM see jessi i wrote it... lol and signed
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-xox-Jessi-xox-L***again
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Mtl,Canada
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baseballismine@hotmail.com
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Ice cream rocks.I like vanilla..Strawberry!!!Chocolate is ok too.Ooooh,screw it!!!Ice cream rocks
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paul Thunberg
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regina, canada
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pnt_@hotmail.com
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Nads
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Meadow Lake, Canada
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smrbb815@hotmail.com
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I worked at an ice cream place at the lake and i know how much ppl like ice cream...i LOVE ice cream too!!!
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Dorothy
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Brantford, ON, Canada
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dlmunro@sympatico.ca
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My favourite was always Lemon Chip, but since it is no longer available, my favourit is Rocky Road
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Harry Jhonson
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U.S.A
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Larry Jhonson
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U.S.A
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From both of us Jhonsons, to put it politely we totally agree!
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Patrick Sasai
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U.S.A
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This document has spured my mild liking of ice cream to a burning love of the stuff and i salute u for that. Ps im 11
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Jess
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Connecticut, US
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Purdylittleangel@aol.com
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i live off of ice cream...especially vanilla...and strawberry....and chocolate...and...you get the point
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Andy Sasai
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Us
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I am a nether demen stone me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (i like ice cream but not as much asuguys
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Loretta
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Unionville
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roo@tangmonkey.com
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dairy will kill me. but i love it so.
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Kevin Ebaugh
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Glastonbury, CT
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george mcbobpoo@aol.com
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I am suffering withdrawal from ice cream. ICE CREAM NOW!!!!
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Jen Waits
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Toronto, Canada
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jenwaits@hotmail.com
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i love mint chocolate chip
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Greg Smith
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Waterloo, Canada
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onshi@msn.com
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.... yum
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angel
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sydney, australia
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adsum@coolgoose.com
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ice cream is the most absolutely fabulatious confection in the whole entire world
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Neale
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Montreal, Canada
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neale@tangmonkey.com
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A day without icecream is like a day without . . . icecream . . .
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kaffeine
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Montreal Canada
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kaffeine1313@hotmail.com
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yes. it's all true.
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Jimmy Jazz
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Valdez Alaska
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infamousjimjazz@yahoo.com
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Ice-Cream is gross and icky
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Zack Mitchell
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Canada
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Dave Jiston
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San Ramon, CA
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djiston@hotmail.com
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Ice cream killed my wife
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DeReK Tauchman
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California
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komodons@yahoo.com
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ICE CREAM RULES! Especially Peppermint and Mint chocolate chip !
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Paul Saint Paul
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Los Angeles, CA (USA)
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fasttrack2000@yahoo.com
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I plan to use at least one ICH song in my feature film, "Kill Another Day" (named after the Nick Heyward song, of course!)--Paul
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John Joe
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Ottawa, Canada
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ICE CREAM SUCKS
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lauren saliba
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ottawa, canada
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an addendum should be added to include 'soy cream'
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Myn Donos
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Sydney, Australia
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I SCREAM, YOU SCREAM, WE ALL SCREAM FOR ICE CREAM!
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Ashley Wood
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Halifax, Nova Scotia
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My favourite ice creams are chocolate, death by chocolate, and mocha fudge ... yum-yum!
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Tracy Graham
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ontario, canada
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infodesk@katgyrl.com - this is the
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tiger tail rules! so do black cherries jubilee and pralines and cream.
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Madeleine Maillet
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Ontario, Canada
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strawberry.
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Brittnee Mongold
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Tomball, Texas
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Saz Rose
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London.UK
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rosechs@aol.com
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I love coffee icecream..dunno y I am signing this just feel like it!
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Conor
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Boston
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jah
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ice cream haters world
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ihateicecream@hotmail.com
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we hate ice cream y do u like it?we hate it its Evil and we have made up an ice cream haters club where ppl who hate ice cream can join.do u want 2
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Zach Malmgren
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Ann Arbor, Michigan
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gypsypm5k@hotmail.com
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Word.
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matty longo
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gbury conn
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ilovethecream@aol.com
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gotta love dat cream
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Brooks Chambers
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College Station
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I've tried to control it for years, but the pregnant woman cravings inside of me have finally taken over
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Jake Krakovsky
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Atlanta, Georgia, USA
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Jkrakovsky@yahoo.com
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ICE CREEEEAAAM!!!
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Ben Husmann
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Chicago
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fantastic!
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Steve Wright
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Belleville, Canada
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Dom
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Ottawa, Canada
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Madeleine Maillet
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Windsor, Canada
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hilary cooney
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mass
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Krista Flynt
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Maine, United States
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things made of ice cream rock too. like milkshakes and sundaes and floats!
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Johnathan Kane
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Toronto
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johnathankane@hotmail.com
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All we are sayin', is give [Ice] Cream a chance!
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Joe
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USA
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Joe@Mail-Block.com
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Malcolm Atkinson
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Willowdale, Canada
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matkin_1@yahoo.ca
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O noble Ice Cream! that could entertain With half it's force the full pride of Food, And let another half stand laughing by, All out of work, and cold
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David Pascoal
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Kingston, Canada
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davie_p_89@hotmail.com
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i loooooove ice cream
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William Chambers
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Bellingham, Washington
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bhartusachambers@netscape.com
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It would be a different world if the leaders discussed policies with ice cream on their breath!!!
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S Draisin
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Oakland CA
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Jose Luis
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Peru
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we need more ice cream in the world, specially lucuma ice cream
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Amanda
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NY
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FreedomFireFly@aol.com
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I dream one day the world will be united through our universal love for ice cream. God Bless.
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Alexandra Shults
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Grapevine, Texas
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Alexandra
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Grapevine, Texas
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conen
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cupertino, ca
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Maria
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Houston, Texas
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Divya Janardhanan
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Houston, Texas
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angelstarz49@yahoo.com
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I love ice cream!
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Bari Cally
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Simsbury, CT
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kookoobyrd@siko.com
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I AM A LOONAHTICK
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Dash Lunde
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New York, NY, U.S.A.
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Ice Cream kicks arse!
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Steven Penney
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Mechanicsville, Ottawa
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As the Big S-Dawg it is important, nay necessary to emphasize the importance of Ice Cream on todays society.
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Yoyo Zhou
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People's Republic of Cambridge
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Liquid nitrogen ice cream!
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Carole
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Oxford, England
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Ice Cream is Life and I have found 'The Temple' , The annapolis Ice cream co, Its only 5000 miles away!!!!
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