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To the leaders of the Earth's government, past and present,

We the undersigned come together before you to express with full and utter conviction our own deep and resonating opinions viz. the matter of ice-cream. As both a dessert and a summer-time treat, this dairy delight has brought joy and pleasantness to millions - if not billions - of the world's people. Across all of the world's longitudes and latitudes, from North Pole to South Pole, over mountain ranges and along rivers, ice-cream has been enjoyed by humans young and old, healthy and sickly. Its cool, sweet, delectable attributes have made many a day brighter, and lent many a smile to otherwise grim faces.

Ice-cream has played a pivotal role in both World Wars, as well as countless lesser skirmishes and battles. Regardless of ideology or nationality, soldiers have found comfort and security in ice-cream, each lick driving away the terror of death and dismemberment. Scalping and eye-gouging are set to the wayside as all of humanity can share a single, righteous emotion: the visceral delight that is ice-cream. Even excrutiating pain can be cast away - agonizing as it might be; tearing through one's body like fire along something that really hurts when it's on fire... all thanks to that blesséd cream that is iced, that king among foods - ice-cream.

While we the undersigned to comprehend that not everyone enjoys ice-cream quite as we do, we also condemn such vile, antagonistic hatemongers for not joining us in singing ice-cream's praises. Regardless of capricious tastes, we feel it is obvious that everyone and anyone can appreciate the wonders of ice-cream, and if any are not willing to accept its most godly qualities, they should surely be stoned, or at the very least derided as devils and demons - foul, spindle-legged monstrosities that walk the Earth as annihilators of Love - existing as the very antithesis of all that is Good.

We the undersigned also support the notion that all flavours of ice-cream - be they vanilla, chocolate-chip, mint chocolate-chip, strawberry, pretzel or what-have-you - are equal in the eyes of God, Gods, or the fictional Atheist Deity. While some may cherish cranberry swirl over tiger-tail, these distinctions are the irrelevant in the greater scope of things. The common respect for, and delight in, ice-cream is paramount, lesser squabbles over flavour (or even the spelling of 'flavor' versus 'flavour') should be set aside in favour (or favor) of a unilateral declaration on ice-cream.

It has come to the attention that such a declaration is not even in the preliminary stages of development at any national legislature. We therefore propose that as one, the international community come together to announce a Universal Declaration of Ice-Cream's Uniform Greatness, to be presented to the United Nations General Assembly. This document, besides being written in a very pretty font, with curleques and golden ink, would express once and for all the unrivalled appreciation that all of Humanity (save the aforementioned nether-demons,) share for the most regal, delicious, and Important of dishes. A permanent shrine to ice-cream - representing the relentlessly numerous joys it has blessed the Earth with - is to be erected at United Nations headquarters, and free ice-cream samples should be offered to all delegates, in an attempt to create a world peace on the basis of a love of ice-cream.

We the undersigned do then state, in closing, that ice-cream is the world's most valuable commodity. It has brought unrivalled amounts of bliss to the Earth, and, regardless of its flavour or flavor, its value should be publically announced in a Universal Declaration. This, while only beginning to truly recognize Ice-Cream's vital and delectable role in the world's societies, would also spur World Peace on a scale never before seen.

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

Name
Location
Email
Comments
Sean Michaels
Ottawa, Canada
sean@tangmonkey.com
This is a proud moment.
David Valentiate
Ottawa, Canada
david@tangmonkey.com
I like Ice-Cream while I code!
Julian Smith
Montreal


Benjamin Paul Piper
Ottawa, Canada
ben@tangmonkey.com
chocolate chip cookie dough... mmmmm.....
Seb
Ottawa, Canada
sebastian@tangmonkey.com
It's about time too....
Geoff Batchelar
Surrey, Canada
geoffrey_batchelar@hotmail.com
I'm lactose intolerant, but I still love ice cream!
JP Logan
Charlotte, NC, USA


Paul Jobin
Toronto, Canada


Mike Dynie
Ottawa, Canada
dukeys@hotmail.com
ICE CREAM ROCKS MY WORLD! A day without icecream, is a day without life
Dmitri A
Nepean, Canada
dakimov@hotmail.com
yah!!!!!!
Shaq
Ottawa Canada
shackttar@hotmail.com

Alex Mclaren
Brighton, ENGLAND, U.K
alexmclaren@another.com
ALL HAIL THE WONDERS OF THE CREAM THAT IS ICED
JP
Toronto, Canada
jp@tangmonkey.com
screw you all, I've signed, now leave me be.
Po
York U
hungrypo@tangmonkey.com
i used to have an account at dairy queen
calver
Mexico

I signed because the background reminds me of Super Mario Bros 2
Patrick Corr
Toronto
coldfusion_@hotmail.com
but first find a cure for brain freeze :)
Patrick Leckey
Ottawa, Canada
halo@sanitybox.com

lamaba
hell
TANGMONKEY@HOTMAIL.COM
tang monkeys do not exsist
B.A. Rosenblum
Chicago, IL, USA
ba@mcs.com

Kelly
Torontoish
klumsy_kelly@hotmail.com
Icecream makes me burp. Is this normal?
"Melissa Green"
Ottawa, Ontario

As Ass. Man. at laura Secord, tis a proud day for me
Graham Lea
Montral, Qubec


Questionable Sanity
Ottawa, Canada
qs@sanitybox.com
Power to the Neopolitan.
Mark bulger
Toronto, Canada


Kristina Godfrey
Rome, Georgia
red@false-optimism.nu
ice cream rocks my ass
Anthony Anthony
Dingleberry, Oklahoma
samanthakapow@hotmail.com
ice cream for all!
Chris Rowden
Brisbane, Australia
drizzt_dourden16@hotmail.com
ICE-CREAM WILL RULE THE WORLD!!!!!!!!
Jason Bornstein
Newmarket, Ontario
jason@westhillpharmacy.com
I luv ICE CREAM
Rob Bonotto
Inglewood, Ontario


Kel Kel
Medina, Ohio

ice cream is 2nd only to Taffy
scottie
oHIo

Only because Kel Kel made me
Ashley Morrow
Fayetteville,North Carolina


Mike
Adelaide, South Australia
whatsthehype@hotmail.com
I am Vice-President of an Ice-Cream appreciation club in Adelaide called the "Tub Club". Give us a bell, your cause is great!
Niki
Sault Ste Marie, ON, Canada

I am one of the finest ice cream scoopers along with a few fellow ice cream scoopers at a very hip ice cream parlour. Ice Cream IS amazing.
Kevin Nicholson
East Islip, NY


Andrew Newbaoer
Alaska

ice cream is excellent
Robin
Ottawa


Erin Gardiner
Bendigo, Australia

I'm pretty sure the world would be a better place if ice cream was consumed by all citizens on a regular basis!
Lailaa Yasmeen Bartley
Georgia, USA
sweetthang15_31401@yahoo.com

Lea Encarnacion
California, USA
lea_encarnacion@yahoo.com
I LOOOOOOOOOOOOVE ICE CREAM!!!
Julia
Pennsylvania

I LOVE ICE CREAM!!
~*J*~
California, USA

I love Ice Cream
Jenelle Kikolan
Tenessee, USA

ICE cream is sooooooooooo good!
carlo encarnacion
USA
cs_choko@yahoo.com
i work at an ice cream store and i think ics cream RULES
Maggie Kawano
California, USA
KarateG2001@aol.com
I LUV <3 ice cream!! You ever hates ice cream is crazy~!!
Hayley Wood
Aliso Viejo, California
magikpurl@AOL.com

Crystalite 104
California
c.104@cpx.net
Ice cream is good, but some people have WAAAY too much time on their hands.
Marissa Botelho
Wilmington, Delaware
QueenMab@ilovechocolate.com
being lactose intolerant, i can only have ice cream by the spoonful, and i still love it
aLexandra
Richmond hill

WOOT!
Jac
NI
jac_1415@hotmail.com
ICE CREAM ROCKS, KIRKER DOES NOT!
nordberg
us


Reid Jackson
Boston, MA
digitalio@hotmail.com
Ice Cream R0x0z
Simon
Vancouver, Canada


Aaron Carter
Liaoning China
Aaron_Carter_ch@hotmail.com
For Peace
ALICIA ESCOBEDO
HOUSTON, TX USA
ALICEJEWL@AOL.COM

Sarah
England
littlemshappy34@hotmail.com
wahoo i looooooooooove ice cream too!!!
STEVEN ELLIS
UNITED KINGDOM
juras_sic5@hotmail.com
ME AND SARAH LIKE ICE CREAM, SHE LIKES IT MORE THAN ME! SARAH IS WICKED!!!!!
Derek Voisin
soon to be Ottawa, Canada
dvoisin@nottellingya.ca
I lick ice cream off my girl friends every Sunday night
Paul Gallienne
Toronto, Canada

Artemus' moonlit quests of sweet ambrosia, forever elusive, the icy silver cream to her beconing lips.
Jenn
Barrie, Ontario
love.is.suicide@rogers.com

Diana Sankar
New Jersey, USA


Huzaifa Valika
Ottawa, Canada
hvalika@hotmail.com

molly burkett
indiana, usa


Courtney Brown
Greenville, SC
rollergirl@yourmom.com
woohoo for strawberry!
Dell Butler
Singapore
punkposer69@hotmail.com

Dan Simonich
Glastonbury, Connecticut, USA
danjam4000@juno.com
Wow i cant believe i just joined an ice cream fan club
David Pucino
Glastonbury, CT

Me neither
John Joe
Ottawa, Canada


Adrienne
New Haven CT
adrienne_webb@hotmail.com

Bethany
Illinois

what nationality is ice cream?!
Ray
Somerset

i love gooooooooooooooooooooooold!!!!!!!
Heavenly Hash
Waterloo ON

Ice Cream Makes Me Happy When I Am Sad.
CaiTLiN x
NyC


Grumpymonk
Toronto, Ontario
grumpymonk23@hotmail.com
I once put Magical Mushrooms in Bailey's Icecream.
Matt
Ottawa

Smells like fish, tastes like chicken. I don't know what I've been lickin...now wouldn't that be a fun flavour.....
Jenna
Twin Cities, Minnesota
bubblegumstar15@aol.com

Meghan
Central Pennsylvania
cosmic_oddity@hotmail.com
Chocolate chip cookie dough all the way!!
Omar Blasgen
Ft. Collins, CO
kuaihou@yahoo.com
I orriginally checked out this site because of Alexandria Blasgen. I searched my surname. Anyway, right on. One can never go wrong with ice cream.
Pippa
Sydney


Deborah
Sydney, Australia
adsum@coolgoose.com
way cool, man
Aubs
Connecticut, US
watergirl_43@excite.com
ice cream haters can all bite my ass.
Christine D.
Connecticut

Icecream totally rocks my socks.
Mark Fonacier
Sydney, Australia
mr_magic105@coolgoose.com
ya, sure, whatever
me
ms


Grant Oyston
Toronto, Ontario


Jessica L
Mtl,Canada
find out yourself@hotmail.com
I luv ice cream!!!la crmire!!-for Sandy-Nat,sign this petition, u love ice cream!!!!
nat
mtl, canada
justlikejess@hotmail.com
ok fine I LOVE ICE CREAM see jessi i wrote it... lol and signed
-xox-Jessi-xox-L***again
Mtl,Canada
baseballismine@hotmail.com
Ice cream rocks.I like vanilla..Strawberry!!!Chocolate is ok too.Ooooh,screw it!!!Ice cream rocks
paul Thunberg
regina, canada
pnt_@hotmail.com

Nads
Meadow Lake, Canada
smrbb815@hotmail.com
I worked at an ice cream place at the lake and i know how much ppl like ice cream...i LOVE ice cream too!!!
Dorothy
Brantford, ON, Canada
dlmunro@sympatico.ca
My favourite was always Lemon Chip, but since it is no longer available, my favourit is Rocky Road
Harry Jhonson
U.S.A


Larry Jhonson
U.S.A

From both of us Jhonsons, to put it politely we totally agree!
Patrick Sasai
U.S.A

This document has spured my mild liking of ice cream to a burning love of the stuff and i salute u for that. Ps im 11
Jess
Connecticut, US
Purdylittleangel@aol.com
i live off of ice cream...especially vanilla...and strawberry....and chocolate...and...you get the point
Andy Sasai
Us

I am a nether demen stone me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (i like ice cream but not as much asuguys
Loretta
Unionville
roo@tangmonkey.com
dairy will kill me. but i love it so.
Kevin Ebaugh
Glastonbury, CT
george mcbobpoo@aol.com
I am suffering withdrawal from ice cream. ICE CREAM NOW!!!!
Jen Waits
Toronto, Canada
jenwaits@hotmail.com
i love mint chocolate chip
Greg Smith
Waterloo, Canada
onshi@msn.com
.... yum





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