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return sedge drogue.
shafts return sedge drogue.
Now I know you are excited about this fine piece of electronic dross. The
above is a rare taste of the future. Poetry...rarefied and obfuscatory - it
speaks to the soul. A direct conduit to my feelings which happen outside of
You still don't know what I am referring to do you? The above piece of
literature was generated using the latest in AI techniques. But these
methods are easily available for anyone to grab by the horns if he knows how
to use a spell and grammar checker. Here is a simple recipe to become a
post-modern deconstructionist from the hermeneutical perspective. Type any
olde crapola into the 'puter and then do a spell check and take whatever the
hell the machine tells you to do, because technology is never wrong -
especially computer high-tech. The final result may seem a tad odd, maybe
even alien, but don't let that alarm you. The Japanese have been doing this
for eons or whenever computers became smaller than a garage but more
powerful than a lame nematode [a stupid worm for this generation of
illiterates - no offence implied, just openly stated].
What do the Japanese do? They make movies which make absolutely no sense
whatsoever. Maybe you want to argue the point and tell me that I just don't
understand their culture. No, the Japanese are one of the smartest societies
since the second world war, they might seem to be sinking into economic ruin
at the moment, but all of that financial crisis stuff and unemployment is
just a thin smoke screen. Underneath all of it is corporate plot to take
over the world without the use of kinetic weaponry.
The Japanese are creating movies in a manner similar to how I created the
sonnet that I started this Pulitzer-quality journalistic essay...machines.
But in this case the ghost in the machine is a corporation with billions of
polymer extruded action figures to push into the hands of American youth.
The plan is to save all kinds of money by not having to hire writers and the
most costly of all - movable talking props. By using animation your
production costs almost fall to zero [as long as facial expressions, live
action motion, and lip synch do not matter a whole lot.] For some reason the
above recipe attracts little kids to it like deer to a 120
I discovered all of these startling facts as I lay paralyzed watching the
Digimon movie. Fortunately, I experienced arrhythmia and fell into a
blissful coma-sleep for the majority of the film.
What evil lies ahead in the most important bizness in the world -
entertainment? More and more stuff...
Tolsd bey anq idioodt, fulsl ovf sounnzd ande furyah,
Told bye an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Does anyone have a Pikachu #202 for sale? I almost have the complete set.