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Rosemary likes birds, loud crunching guitars, and art supplies on sale. She reads more novels for children than she'd like to admit, and gets the most joy out of Michael Ende's The Neverending Story and Momo, Terry Pratchett's Bromeliad Trilogy, Monica Hughes' Invitation to the Game, and Meredith Ann Pierce's Firebringer Trilogy, even though it's about unicorns. Her stories have been published in the literary journal Scrivener. If she could marry any videogame character, it would be Samus Aran, galactic bounty hunter extraordinaire.

Rosemary hopes you enjoy her stories, and welcomes both feedback and guest tales, which you can email to her here.

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