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Wayne's World
5.7.2003 by , every Wednesday.
Nathan Lane comes over every Wednesday to the house to watch a movie, or just chat with Dan. Dan found these little chats so interesting, he decided to tape-record them and tell the world all the neat things Nathan had to say about movies and stuff.
Wednesday, April 30th, cloudy
Wayne's World (1992): Two slacker friends try to promote their public-access cable show. Starring Mike Myers and Dana Carvey, directed by Penelope Spheeris.
(Nathan was out of town, so we had to talk over the internet. I figured this conversation was as good as a tape. Besides, I didn't need to transcribe anything)
Do not give out your password or credit card number during this conversation.
The Lane Way says:
Hey, a/s/l?
Dan The Man says:
No, it's my first language.
The Lane Way says:
I was kidding. What'd you think?
Dan The Man says:
hold on. it's not over. Aerosmith is just coming in.
The Lane Way says:
Aerosmith? What?
The Lane Way says:
Are you watching 2 or 1?
Dan The Man says:
2
The Lane Way says:
You're such a tard.
Dan The Man says:
I thought we agreed on 2!!!
The Lane Way says:
Tard. Why would we agree on 2 when neither of us had seen 1?
The Lane Way says:
(N)
Dan The Man says:
Shut up.
The Lane Way says:
So what'd you think of 2? Get all the jokes?
Dan The Man says:
Some of them I didn't get.
The Lane Way says:
Yeah, no kidding.
The Lane Way says:
Well, number 1 was a brilliant work of art.
Dan The Man says:
haha, that sounds like pee.
The Lane Way says:
You don't write 'haha' when you're laughing.
Dan The Man says:
Yes you do.
The Lane Way says:
Do I write "breathing, Dan's a tard"? no, I don't.
Dan The Man says:
Hey, come on now.
Dan The Man says:
So, what did you like so much about the first one?
The Lane Way says:
simple
The Lane Way says:
tight
The Lane Way says:
hilarious
The Lane Way says:
No excess baggage, you know what I mean? Mike Myers is everything that is right about making a movie based on a Saturday Night Live sketch.
Dan The Man says:
Yeah, he's great.
[The Lane Way] would like to send you the file "Myers impression medley.mp3" (303 Kb). Transfer time is less than 2 minutes with a 28.8 modem. Do you want to Accept (Alt+T) or Decline (Alt+D) the invitation?
Accepted! Starting Transfer...
Dan The Man says:
Is this going to be good?
The Lane Way says:
Yeah. It's Mike Myers doing an impersonation of me, Billy Crystal, and Conan O'Brien all one right after the other.
Dan The Man says:
Sounds good.
The Lane Way says:
Yeah, I've been listening to it all day.
The Lane Way says:
Just that and playing Freecell. ever play that?
[The Lyin' King] has just been added to the conversation
Dan The Man says:
Hey, Cynthia, what's up?
The Lyin' King says:
hi dan. not much.
[The Lane Way] may not respond as he/she appears to be offline.
The Lyin' King says:
Were you talking with Nathan?
Dan The Man says:
Um, no.
The Lyin' King says:
Oh. Cause just as I came in here he went offline. Was that just a coincidence?
Dan The Man says:
Is your nickname talking about him?
The Lyin' King says:
Take a guess, dan.
[The Lyin' King] has gone offline.
Dan The Man says:
Phew!
Dan The Man says:
...
Dan The Man says:
..breathing..
[The Lane Way] has just been added to the conversation
The Lane Way says:
That was low.
Dan The Man says:
Party on, Nathan.
[The Lane Way] may not respond as he/she appears to be offline.
as always, you can e-mail Nathan, to talk about movies or just chat about whatever.
Notes:
Wayne's World 2 (1993): two slackers put on a concert called Waynestock. Aerosmith guest stars.
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