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Top ten dead baby jokes.
August 17, 2002:   By Seb, #85
10. 
How do you get a dead baby into a glass?   With a blender.
9. 
How do you get it out? With a straw.
8. 
What's more fun than stapling dead babies to a wall?  Ripping them off.
7. 
What's the difference between a porche and a pile of dead babies?  One's not in my garage.
6. 
What's grosser than a pile of dead babies? The one live one eating its way out.
5. 
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you smack it.
4. 
How do you make a dead baby float? One scoop of icecream , one scoop of dead baby.
3. 
What's the difference between a dead baby and sand? You can't eat sand.
2. 
What's the difference between a truckload of canon balls and a truck load of dead babies? You can unload one of them with a pitchfork.
1. 
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.
Editor's Note: Ahh...dead baby jokes, can't get enough of them.  BTW, if you haven't seen Tangmonkey.com's Eating Babies thingy, then be sure to check it out in the RANT! section.
 
 
 

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