Inventions and Scientific Innovations I Want
October 12, 2004:   By Joe Alias, #195
10. 
 Carbonated Milk (chocolate or otherwise).
9. 
 A new chess videogame, but make it play more like Unreal Tournament. Chess is kinda boring and could do with an update.
8. 
 A computer which is slightly faster than the last one that just came out.
7. 
 a cure for ugliness.
6. 
 a better mousetrap.
5. 
 Shiny iridescent fabric as promised in Back to the Future part II.
4. 
 Rocket skates, rocket packs, rocket shoes, rocket pants etc. Put rockets on everything.
3. 
 A vaccine for hypochondria.
2. 
 Pants that stay on! Definitely needed over here. Get on it, science.
1. 
 Stilts for dogs. Damn that would be hilarious.
 
  
 

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