Inventions and Scientific Innovations I Want
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October 12, 2004: By Joe Alias, #195
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10.
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Carbonated Milk (chocolate or otherwise).
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9.
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A new chess videogame, but make it play more like Unreal Tournament. Chess is kinda boring and could do with an update.
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8.
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A computer which is slightly faster than the last one that just came out.
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7.
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a cure for ugliness.
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6.
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a better mousetrap.
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5.
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Shiny iridescent fabric as promised in Back to the Future part II.
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4.
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Rocket skates, rocket packs, rocket shoes, rocket pants etc. Put rockets on everything.
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3.
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A vaccine for hypochondria.
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2.
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Pants that stay on! Definitely needed over here. Get on it, science.
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1.
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Stilts for dogs. Damn that would be hilarious.
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