Top Ten Pick-Up Lines
October 12, 2004:   By A.L. The Messiah, #193
Do You think I'm as sexy as Mr.Spock?
"Hey Bitch, fuck you!!!" -TangMonkey Editor
I'll do anything to lick the polish from your toenails
I may not be the best looking guy here, but I’m the only one talking to you
Wanna play doctor?  That way I can take out your appendix before it bursts and causes sepsis (taken from a show listed on my Top Ten Show's of the 90's)
Do you take credit card?
Do you know the fan dance?
You're parents must have been retarded, because you really are special
Hey, Does this smell like chloroform to you?
Hi, I'm Mel Gibson, did you see the dingo dog that ran away with my shirt?

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