Top Ten Reasons Why you should elect me supreme leader
June 8, 2004:   By A.L. the Messiah, #191
10. 
All contracts need to be signed in blood
9. 
I will promote the platypus to god status
8. 
It will never be boring
7. 
The entire world will be like Viva la Bam
6. 
Tacos will be free
5. 
Paulie Shore and those who look like him will be put to death
4. 
War will be decided by paper-rock-scissors
3. 
I will cut off Bush's hands and then use them as a mouse pad
2. 
Vampire bats will be made illegal
1. 
If I like your pants I have the right to take them from you
Editor's Note: For me, Issue #1 in the upcoming Canadian election is the vampire bats problem.
 
 
 

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