Top Ten Reasons Why you should elect me supreme leader
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June 8, 2004: By A.L. the Messiah, #191
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All contracts need to be signed in blood
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9.
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I will promote the platypus to god status
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8.
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It will never be boring
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7.
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The entire world will be like Viva la Bam
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6.
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Tacos will be free
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Paulie Shore and those who look like him will be put to death
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War will be decided by paper-rock-scissors
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3.
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I will cut off Bush's hands and then use them as a mouse pad
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2.
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Vampire bats will be made illegal
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If I like your pants I have the right to take them from you
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Editor's Note: For me, Issue #1 in the upcoming Canadian election is the vampire bats problem.
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