Top 10 Facts About Valentine's Day
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February 18, 2004: By Rojya, #186
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It allows men who like the color pink to not worry about their masculinity.
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Believe it or not, *gasp* there are still only 24 hours in the day.
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When looking up the origin of Valentine’s Day (http://www.newadvent.org/cathen/15254a.htm), it really is about the *birds* and the bees.
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When Thanksgiving comes around 9 months from now, the big turkey can fill another new mouth.
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Mail is still delivered, people still work, the season is still winter, and the groundhog came out only 12 days ago.
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The percentage of single people at “non-dating” types of places is much higher, so better chances of hooking up for the single people out there.
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Very yummy chocolates should be at a discount on February 15.
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“Love is in the air.” Well, not really, here’s the composition of air: (http://mistupid.com/chemistry/aircomp.htm). I don't see "love" in there anywhere =P
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Hey guys, maybe another holiday to get that shiny, nice, new toy that you didn’t get on Christmas.
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It’s a plot by your florist, card store, candy store, chocolate shop, restaurant, movie theater, limousine driver, hotel, Romantic Candle-Lighting Workers Union, phone company, DJ, horse-driven carriage driver, and fellow Illuminati member to get hands on your money.
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Editor's Note: 11. 10% more nookie than on any other day.
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