Places I Lost My Dignity
February 3, 2004:   By Stretch, #182
10. 
 Unsuccessful job interview for McDonald's
9. 
 Knife fight with Carlos
8. 
 Captian O'Harrigan's "All you can eat shrimp" night
7. 
 Below ex-girlfriend's window at 2 o'clock in the morning
6. 
 Under couch cushion
5. 
 Knife fight with Allen
4. 
 Trek-o-rama 1997 ( also lost $3.24 in change, and right to be within 50 meters of Marina Sirtis)
3. 
 Gym Class
2. 
 Celebrity Jeopardy
1. 
 Buffalo, NY
Editor's Note: I lost my dignity when I got this job.
  
  
 

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