Top Ten Thoughts That Crossed Saddam Hussein's Mind When He Was Caught
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January 7, 2004: By B.J. Big Hands, #180
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10.
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Why oh why did I bother rationing my clean boxer shorts?!
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9.
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Oh great. I can see the headlines now: "Saddam cocky, lodged in man-sized hole."
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8.
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I better see Ashton Kutcher's smug face when they drag me out of this hole.
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7.
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The media will probably refer to my hiding place as the Batcave. That's pretty cool, at least.
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6.
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That's it. -- I'm endorsing Howard Dean.
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5.
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Aw crap, looks like I owe Arafat $20.
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4.
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In retrospect, I shouldn't have had my mail forwarded here.
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3.
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Looks like I'm between Iraq and a hard place. Oh Saddam, you've still got it!
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2.
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Someone should probably let my doubles know they can come out of their holes now.
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1.
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They may have caught me, but they'll never catch Hani Abd Al Latif Tilfah Al-Tikriti!
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Editor's Note: 11. That's it: I'm fucked.
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