Tenets of the Roman Catholic Catechism in Ascending Order of Their Similarity to the Rules of a N...
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October 17, 2003: By dye!, #163
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The Holy Trinity consists of one God in three Persons
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9.
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Upon taking the Sacrament of Holy Orders, the priest may invoke the mysteries of Transusbstantiation
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8.
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Jesus was crucified even though he didn't do anything
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7.
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You have to tell us your secrets and we PROMISE we won't tell
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6.
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Let's pass a basket around and put all our treasure in it
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5.
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Have food and drinks every time we meet
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4.
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One of us gets to wear the tall, pointy hat
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3.
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Girls are icky and they shouldn't be allowed to do anything in our club
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2.
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Let's tell stories about people getting eaten by lions and stuff
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Kissing boys is gross
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Editor's Note: the full title: Top Ten Tenets of the Roman Catholic Catechism in Ascending Order of Their Similarity to the Rules of a Nine-Year-Old Boys' Treehouse.
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