The NEW IMPROVED and all arond BEST top 10 Dead Baby Jokes.
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August 25, 2003: By SoulToast, #157
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How long did it take 4 babies to make these jokes? 2 1/2 years of unweilding torture.
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9.
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Whats red-orange- and on the bottom of a pool? A baby with slashed floaties.
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8.
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Whats red-pink-orange and on the top of the pool? Floaties with slashed baby.
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7.
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Whats red-pink-and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes.
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6.
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How do you make a dead baby float? 2 scoops of Ice Cream and 1 scoop of Dead Baby.
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5.
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How many dead babies can fit in a trunk? 18 1/2
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4.
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How do you get 100 dead babies OUT of a 10 gallon bucket? Tortilla Chips.
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3.
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How to you get 100 babies into a 10 gallon bucket? A Blender.
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2.
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Whats red pink and gnawing at its leg? A baby in a bear trap.
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What does a quadripaligic, blind-deaf-mute baby get for x-mas? Cancer.
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Editor's Note: Why do they insist on saying they have the 'best baby jokes' when really it's just the first ten they can think of...or maybe it's a random selection from some internet list of baby jokes. In any case, it's not original.
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