reason's why you are going insane (or just a twat)
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May 18, 2003: By dave the bull, #147
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10.
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you talk to yourself .....and answer
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9.
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you talk to inanimate objects
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8.
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you begin wearing brightly coloured overalls when waiting for a bus claiming "its for the badger's"
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7.
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think the truth is out there
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6.
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you jump into a child's paddling pool wearing full SCUBA gear
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5.
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you start to get unusually turned on by the microwave button's
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4.
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you think the smurfs are out there
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3.
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you begin to think religion is the new way to go
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2.
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you eccesivly masterbate (oh shit im mad)
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1.
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you selotape forks to you hands , wear bright spandex and let you facial hair grow then start running into the local bar screaming "I AM WOLVERINE MUHAHAHA" while poking the bartender with your forks
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