Top Ten Jesus Jokes
October 2, 2002:   By Seb, #95
Jesus Christ walks into an inn.  He hands the innkeeper 3 nails and asks, "Can you put me up for the night?"
Why didn't Jesus get into college? He got hung up on his boards.
Why is Jesus lucky?  He got nailed three times in one night
What's the difference between a porn star and Jesus? Jesus only came twice
Why did Jesus cross the road? Because he was nailed to the chicken!
Why can't Jesus eat M&M's?  They keep falling through his hands
Why could Jesus walk on Water? Shit floats.
*gestures the biting of palms*  What's this? Jesus biting his nails.
*gestures Jesus on a crucifix* Whats this? A shitty way to spend easter.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang the picture.
Editor's Note: You're going to Hell.

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