Situations in which you should not let sleeping dogs lie
September 17, 2002:   By Dye!, #90
10. 
They're lying on a volcano
9. 
They might have just had a concussion
8. 
They're having doggy nightmares
7. 
They're under oath
6. 
They're blocking the emergency exit
5. 
They are not following their strict exercise regimen
4. 
They're lying on top of someone they just ate
3. 
They've made it to the last part of "Meet My Folks", and the parents just asked, "If I send you to Hawaii with my daughter, are you going to try to sleep with her?"
2. 
They're lying on your foot and they might have rabies
1. 
You're a dog trainer
Editor's Note: How exactly do you lie on someone that you've just eaten?
 
 
 

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