Situations in which you should not let sleeping dogs lie
September 17, 2002:   By Dye!, #90
They're lying on a volcano
They might have just had a concussion
They're having doggy nightmares
They're under oath
They're blocking the emergency exit
They are not following their strict exercise regimen
They're lying on top of someone they just ate
They've made it to the last part of "Meet My Folks", and the parents just asked, "If I send you to Hawaii with my daughter, are you going to try to sleep with her?"
They're lying on your foot and they might have rabies
You're a dog trainer
Editor's Note: How exactly do you lie on someone that you've just eaten?

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