Reasons to hate jp/pee on his bed at York
July 27, 2002:   By His old roomate, Pat, #82
10. 
he sucks...
9. 
....on everything
8. 
on sundays he would play Ben Fold's FIve and dance around nekkid
7. 
he has more "fur" than most people do
6. 
said "fur" shed.  and it got EVERYWHERE!
5. 
he took pictures of me while i slept and then mailed them to me
4. 
he has the mark of the beast on his right buttock
3. 
despite running a site called, "TANGmonkey.com" he never ONCE had any tang!
2. 
his glasses
1. 
he is definately not the pope
Editor's Note: And don't for get his hair.  And his drunken answering machine messages (for an MP3 version of said message contact gareth@tangmonkey.com)
 
 
 

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