Things to do when drinking tequila
June 18, 2002:   By Cuba, #72
10. 
Get drunk and piss on your neighbours font lawn
9. 
Get drunk and play "tequila" on the sax on people's driveways
8. 
Get drunk and talk to people you don't know
7. 
Get drunk and tease a police officer
6. 
Get drunk and fall asleep on the bleachers
5. 
Get drunk and steal your more drunk friend's pants.
4. 
Get drunk and kidnap someone
3. 
Get drunk and egg houses
2. 
Get drunk and post a top ten
1. 
Get drunk
Editor's Note: I like #9. er. Tequila!
 
 
 

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