Things that sound like you should do them but you shouldn't
May 20, 2002:   By Sudikhu, #71
10. 
Remove a fence in order to be defencive
9. 
Celebrate Mother's Day with Mom Boucher
8. 
Give birth in the Church of the Nativity
7. 
Get cancer on the Tropic of Cancer
6. 
Give Gatorade to an ailing alligator
5. 
Cover a cow in moss while in Moscow
4. 
Constantly watch a periodical table to see if it periodically turns into something other than a table
3. 
Play with the balls of your feet during a football game
2. 
Leap forward, fall back
1. 
Quickly snap in two during breakfast
Editor's Note: The author of this Top Ten should be PUNished.
 
 
 

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