Reasons to go on a *Blender*
April 27, 2002:   By JP, #69
Bart Simpson did it once.
It'll make you smooth...
...or chunky.
One word: LIQUIFY!
It's cheaper than one of them fancy merry-go-rounds.
You can combine splashing someone in the face with water and "giving them a hand" into one convenient motion.
Killing yourself in the oven is for pussies.
You can SPIN!
Accident: Miss interpretation of recipe "add a handful of strawberries"
You can mix with others.
Editor's Note: HAHAHAH! JP, you're the stupidest, ugliest man ever!

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