Reasons to go on a Bender
April 7, 2002:   By jp is a stoopid-head, #68
10. 
rock bottom isn't all that bad
9. 
"remembering what you did" went out in the 80's
8. 
what doesn't killl you can only make you stronger, or perhaps paralyzed
7. 
sleeping in ditches is good for your back
6. 
reality is for suckers and mexicans, but what mexicans do behind closed doors is thier own business
5. 
tangmonkey.com will seem a lot more witty
4. 
who is your daddy and what does he do?
3. 
the words "i was on a bender"  counts as a legal defense in court
2. 
three words: only two words
1. 
deep rooted psychological insecurities
Editor's Note: Maybe I wouldn't have so many psychological insecurities if people didn't keep calling me a stoopid-head...Bastard!!
 
 
 

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