Non-Pickup Lines
April 5, 2002:   By Neale, #65
What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?
You look like you fell out of the beautiful tree and hit every branch on the way down.
What's your sign? "Do Not Enter"?
If I could re-arrange the alphabet I'd put 'N' and 'O' together.
Your eyes remind me of diamonds, because diamonds are expensive, and so are eye replacements, and baby- you need eye replacements.
Is your father a baker? 'Cause you're all crusty.
Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?
You look like you got beaten to within an inch of your life with a beautiful stick.
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because your pants look all lumpy.
Did you fall from heaven and land on your face?
Editor's Note: OOooh, I've got one: Hey bitch, FUCK YOU!!!

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Worst excuses for not handing your homework in to your teacher
Things to do when drinking tequila
Things that sound like you should do them but you shouldn't
Things you might have missed in the Spider-Man movie
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Reasons to go on a Bender
people who I hate
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