Ways to kill a baby
January 26, 2002:   By God, #35
10. 
Flogging
9. 
Never stop shaving it. Hair or without.
8. 
Blender
7. 
Attatch it  to some fireworks
6. 
Leave it overnight in some organic solvents
5. 
Gasoline and a match
4. 
Sell it to Ash
3. 
Deep frying
2. 
Boil it
1. 
Eat it
Editor's Note: That's all well and good, but you'd think God could be more creative in his baby killing tacticts.  What about putting it in a paint mixer or something?
 
 
 

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