Uses for bread
January 20, 2002:   By Hmm yes, #30
10. 
To hurl at passing lorries
9. 
As a pillow, better the less crusty bread
8. 
As your best friend, it will never desert you, till it goes hairy and walks
7. 
Feed five thousand and three people with it, set a new record
6. 
Buy two long French sticks, wind the windows down on your cars and joust medieval style!
5. 
Cut a loaf into a flower shape and give it to your girlfriend for valentines
4. 
Fill a medium brown loaf with the following: a file, hacksaw, and a copy of Papillon and then give it to a prisoner at your local max security prison
3. 
Rub your underarm with it
2. 
Take it out to a night club and buy it a drink... (too weird)
1. 
None at all
 
 
 

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