Uses for bread
January 20, 2002:   By Hmm yes, #30
To hurl at passing lorries
As a pillow, better the less crusty bread
As your best friend, it will never desert you, till it goes hairy and walks
Feed five thousand and three people with it, set a new record
Buy two long French sticks, wind the windows down on your cars and joust medieval style!
Cut a loaf into a flower shape and give it to your girlfriend for valentines
Fill a medium brown loaf with the following: a file, hacksaw, and a copy of Papillon and then give it to a prisoner at your local max security prison
Rub your underarm with it
Take it out to a night club and buy it a drink... (too weird)
None at all

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My Picks for The Nineties
Uses for bread
Signs You Need To Clean Your Refrigerator
Get Your Top Ten List on Tangmonkey, Pick Up a Hoochie
Bad Pick-Up Lines
Signs The Restaurant You're Eating At Is Going To Fail Its Next Health Inspection
Worst Beers (in my opinion..)
People I don't know
Disappointing Albums of 2000

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