Top Ten Boring Ways that the 100th Anniversary of the Airplane is Being Celebrated
December 26, 2003:   By Dive!, #173
10. 
President Bush watches model of Wright Brother's plane not work
9. 
Google puts a picture of an old airplane on its front page
8. 
History Channel runs an "Every Black and White Documentary with an Airplane In It"  marathon
7. 
News reports focus on how everyone is blaze about airplanes
6. 
New exhibit at the Aviation Museum in Ottawa: "Let There Be Flight"
5. 
Newspapers explain how the Wright Brothers were not physicists
4. 
First guy to break sound barrier explains on news how he's "not bitter" NASA passed him over
3. 
Someone else's grandmother tells me about her first flight
2. 
Osama bin Laden wins internet poll for "Century's Worst Use of an Airplane"
1. 
I rent three episodes of "Fantasy Island"
Editor's Note: Me, I ate some bad food. And put on headphones.
 
 
 

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