Top Ten of life's un-answered questions
August 23, 2003:   By Druss, #155
10. 
If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?
9. 
If a lorry is loaded with Helium, would it weigh less than when it was empty? Wouldn't it get better fuel mileage?
8. 
Why are semi-trucks bigger than regular trucks?
7. 
Why do you click on start to exit Microsoft Windows?
6. 
Why do dogs sniff other dogs arses to say hello, why dont they just bark in their face or something?
5. 
What is another word for "thesaurus"?
4. 
If you were on a plane going the speed of sound and walked from the back of the plane to the front, would you be walking faster than the speed of sound?
3. 
How come popcorn isn't a vegetable?
2. 
If scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldnt we now be seeing people from the future?
1. 
Do vampires get AIDS?
Editor's Note: The answer to each of those questions is 'yes'
 
 
 

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