Top ten things to do in an elevator
May 21, 2003:   By Seb, #149
10. 
Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock.
9. 
Ask to push the button for other people, but push the wrong one.
8. 
Ask, "Did you feel that?"
7. 
Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
6. 
When the doors close, announce "It's okay, they open again!"
5. 
Swat at flies that don't exist.
4. 
Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
3. 
Tell people that you can see their aura.
2. 
Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.
1. 
Drop a pen and wait until someone picks it up, then yell "ITS MINE!"
 
 
 

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