Top Ten Things Overheard At Disney World
April 20, 2003:   By Throbulator, A Creature Of Pure Headache!, #141
10. 
"Forget Mickey!  Can I get a hug from Jessica Rabbit?"
9. 
"I'm sorry, sir, but we can't let you keep going into the men's rooms and asking for "Tinkerbell."
8. 
"I hear the George W. Bush in the Hall of Presidents doesn't even talk."
7. 
"I'm sorry, but we don't rent out Minnie Mouse suits, even by the hour."
6. 
"The only 'magic' I've seen here so far is how they're making my bank account disappear."
5. 
"Everybody, come quick!  Ariel and Jasmine are in a knife fight in the parking lot!!"
4. 
"Oh, no!  The penguins are no longer responding to the mind control!!  RUN!!"
3. 
"So where's Scooby?"
2. 
"Daddy, why does Donald Duck smell like your armpits?"
1. 
"You used profanity within park bounds.  Now you must die."
 
 
 

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