top ten ways to lose weight
April 5, 2003:   By fat boy jim, #138
10. 
buy a HOLDEN!!!
9. 
sell you mobility scooter we know you can walk
8. 
walk to the fridge insted of putting the fridge next to your tv watching chair
7. 
exercize
6. 
sell your supermaket
5. 
having mac donalds for breakfast, morning tea, lunch, afternoon tea, dinner and desert isnt healthy
4. 
dont hide food in your tv watching chair
3. 
when at an all you can eat bufet, dont it it all?
2. 
get rid of stash of choc bars in the toilet
1. 
EXERCIZE!!!
Editor's Note: Do all Brits own their own supermarkets? I don't get that one...unless it's just another joke gone bad, in which case I get it but I SPIT [pronounced 'speet'] ON YOUR SUPERMARKETS!! (I'm assuming it's a Brit because of the reference to morning and afternoon tea).  And what the heck's a 'HOLDEN!!!'
 
 
 

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