Top Ten Tangmonkey Secrets
April 4, 2003:   By Dan (No, The Other One), #137
10. 
"Top Ten" editor really Brad Pitt
9. 
Sean president of "New Kids On The Block" fan club
8. 
Rosemary once killed a unicorn with her bare hands
7. 
Dan Bierne a werewolf
6. 
Ash once killed a hobo with a hammer
5. 
JP has a wide variety of super powers
4. 
"blank" written by 3rd-grade English class since Dan died six months ago
3. 
Some Tangmonkey staffers may secretly be Canadian
2. 
Tangmonkey Forum really used by only two people using a variety of pseudonyms
1. 
Tangmonkey cabal behind MTV no longer showing videos
Editor's Note: I'm pretty sure this TOP TEN has already been written once so I guess these would be more like the TOP ELEVEN TO TWENTY.  Also, I don't know if I'm missing some kind of tounge in cheek joke but for the record, the majority of the Tangmonkey staff are indeed Canadians, in fact Tangmonkey.com was founded in Canada's capital.
 
 
 

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