Top Ten Headlines That Would Start A Riot
April 3, 2003:   By Dan (No, The Other One), #136
10. 
Mixing Coke And Pepsi Together Makes Plutonium
9. 
Scientists Discover Tonsils, Appendix Really Neccesary After All
8. 
Big Bird Really Played By Osama Bin Laden
7. 
Britney Spears Song Made National Anthem
6. 
George W. Bush Still U.S. President
5. 
Richard Simmons To Pose For "Penthouse"
4. 
Tangmonkey's Dan To Visit Montreal
3. 
Michael Jackson Purchases Nuclear Device
2. 
You Will Never Realize Most Of Your Dreams
1. 
The Oscars Just Don't Matter
 
 
 

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