top ten uses for raw bread dough
November 20, 2002:   By fred penner, #108
10. 
replicate sloppy sex noises
9. 
better than apple pie ( you know what i'm referring to)
8. 
create life size jabba the hut models
7. 
to embalm dead babies
6. 
wipe on co-workers crotch-point and laugh, you came on yourself!
5. 
throw at small children in the winter
4. 
dump on the elderly
3. 
simulate projectile vomiting
2. 
use as adhesive to stick all your roommates stuff to the ceiling
1. 
hiding place for straight blades
Editor's Note: If only Fred Penner were actually into throwing raw bread dough at children and the elderly.  It would have made all of our childhoods so much better.
 
 
 

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