TOP TEN WAYS TO CRAP YOUR PANTS
November 14, 2002:   By Bling Bling Kool Sava, #106
10. 
just let it out
9. 
cant hold it any longer
8. 
get the runs and have an accident
7. 
you laugh too hard
6. 
somebody punches you in the groin
5. 
you get scared
4. 
you see somebody else do it so you do it too
3. 
you eat too many slim jims
2. 
your mom gives you and inama
1. 
you stick the laxative right up your ass hoping to get high
Editor's Note: Bling is apparently an expert on this matter so i'm not gonna argue with the master.
 
 
 

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