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Poetry

This may surprise some of you fans out there, but not every submission PULP recieves is up the high-standards of excellence readers have come to expect from everybody's favourite piece of internet hate-literature. In fact, as shocking as it may seem, sometimes we get crap. And sometimes, we get worse than crap. We get poetry. Here's some classics we've received over the years.

Apathy by Black Rose

BLACK LIKE ME (for Ash) by Schlomo and Lucky Charms




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