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From: "Carrine LLB"
To: pulp@stupid.com
Subject: Pulp issue on Halloween
Date: Thu, 28 Oct 1999 18:52:50 GMT

Dear Editor (or "Eeyore") and writer (or "Ash"),

i think you should both be replaced due to your lack of research into your subjects that you write about and because you are both vulgar and repulse me and my friends greatly with the way you write.

Oh, and if i am a "godless devil-worshipping pagan heathen" then what are you two? and don't even answer that question because i already know what you are. i am a full blooded all around pagan and i would appreciate it if you would take back the above part quoted from this "newsletter" because you know nothing about the pagan 'religion.' we worship a Goddess, in all her forms and also our God, in all his forms. i was greatly angered by what you said and you should consider yourself lucky that i was on the third floor and not near room 22 because i would have chewed you both out in person but i managed to refrain from hunting you down, etc.

oh and by the way. your so called "newsletter" should not even be under that heading for a newsletter does not print something so retarded and uninformed as the topics you choose to talk about.

Have a wonderful existence, while it lasts.


To: "Carrine LLB"
From: pulp@stupid.com
Date: Thu, 28 Oct 1999 13:06:03
Subject: easy there, tigress

Dear Carrine,

It's nice to see that even though you and your friends seem to despise 'pulp' and all that it stands for, you still bothered to pick up a copy to peruse. Please do not feel obligated to do so again.

It's also nice to see that although you haven't quite mastered the complex art of sentence structure and punctuation, you are making a concerted effort, and really that's all that counts.

And finally, it's nice to see that the Politically Correct movement has so thoroughly brainwashed our society's youth that even the slightest hint of off-colour humour raises red flags with people who apparently haven't quite grasped the meaning of the word 'irony'. Perhaps when you reach some of the higher grades someone will define it for you.

In regards to the pagan religion, since I go to an arts school, everyone I ever meet is 'pagan', and as such I do possess a fair amount of information on the subject. I just choose to ignore it. Over the years, I have come into contact with several individuals, both adolescent and adult, who consider themselves pagan, and I find the unifying thread that links them all together is that they have an unfortunate tendency to take themselves entirely too seriously. It's good to know my stereotype still holds true after all these years.

Just a few technical details for your reading pleasure. I, Ash, am in fact the editor-in-chief as well as head writer, so further communiques regarding content can be addressed solely to me; the burden is mine and mine alone. And as for me, if you have any further interest in discussing this or any other offensive remarks made in 'pulp', and trust me there will be more, please feel free to talk to me in person by reciting the Bible backwards until I appear, or to send further emails to this address. Unlike some, I am not easily offended, and I do appreciate reader feedback, no matter the subject.

I am thankful that you took the time to write us with your thoughts; however in the future, let's try not to get personal. It cheapens both of us. Especially you.



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